Estimated time to complete project: 2-4 hours. Estimated cost of project, including wood, dirt, and plants: $25, subject to variation in taste and desired plantings.
Actual time to complete project: 12 hours, in addition to seven hours sent at the emergency room following a sawing incident. Actual cost of planter, including wood, dirt, and plants: $75, in addition to $50 emergency room copay and $18 copays at each follow-up visit. Cost of purchasing a cedar planter and seedlings: $30.
Side benefit of project: cute emergency room doctor.
how quickly the calendar fills!
ha! take that mid-Atlantic! and that!